Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Honey, Life was Beautiful”.

HoneyI cherished your love and sent you Kiss /
you warned me “world peace’’/
you made me king, made me pawn /
and sent your men with machine gun /
and said, you will see me, through UN.”/
So nowhere to go, No where to hide /
As a man, (I) have no pride /
“Life makes sense as I die”, I found. /
No, No, not even included in `Body Count`. /
thundering sound of blast and frightening cry /
splinters pierced me, as they did fly /
Ta, ta, ta, gun roared very near /
your SMS “Pls. Take care”/
My throat is dry, dust on lips /
sound of lorries and military jeeps /
since many days no light, no water in pipe /
your love made mobile still alive /
another SMS, and felt you r there. /
“everything is fair, in love and warfare.” /
last word to you, please promise me /
my next death will be terror-free. /
beep beep, the charge is gone /
my last resort left me alone /
You made and broke the Game`s rule. /
My feeble voice “Honey, Life was Beautiful”.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Oh My God


>> God is Dead- Nitze (German Philosopher).
Nitze is dead- God

>> If my car broke down, and if I don’t do anything and only pray to god, will it solve my problem- A Belgian Driver/ Antwerp/1987

>> God has every intension to do good, But he lack resources and property of material is main hindrance.

>> World business is Dialectical in nature, Good vs bad, God vs Satan, Ahura Mazda vs Ahriman, Yan vs Yin.

>> God left his job at 5:00 pm sharp, keeping the world in hanging with a crane, with four ropes, each of the ropes represents one force of nature (Weak, Strong, Electromagnetic and Gravitational).

>> Human kind is best Creation of God and
God is best creation of human kind.


>> You are all grown up, boys and girls, this is dark room of physics lab. Only one light is there, it is red. Tell me, why it is so? . It is red light zone. Who said so? Not me sir. Ok no more none sense. Sir it is one color and has single frequency. So easy to filter out. Good. Let there be light. Who said this? Don`t forget I can take action. You said? who me sir? what? "Let there be light". I just entered. Ok, you are late. It is your assignment to track down this voice signal, which says `Let there be light” . Tomorrow is last day to submit.Tomorrow? Yes tomorrow. Ok?. Ok sir. (Next Day). See here, Sir. See, what I have found, That signal came from the Address: God, 7 Elm street, Long Island, New York. I ask you to track down signal, not any Movie Character or Eddie Murphy.

Dear Readers, Stupidity of the teacher lost our last chance to find god.


>> Life is still wonder of the nature. Man is unable craete life. Man is ignorant about it.

>> Ignorance is not God- A doctor/ Barisal/ Bangladesh.

>> We don`t heal patient. We give medicine. Nature heal itself by God`s Mercy.-A doctor in Bangladesh.

>> Unbelievers will not believe in god, even He (god) be present by himself.

>> Hindu believes every thing is God. Muslim believes everything is God`s. There is only difference of apostrophe S.- Dr. Jakir Naik.

>> A Christian believes in trinity, God the Father, God the Jesus, God the Holy Ghost. (Monoesthetic)

>> Say: He is Allah, the One! Allah is He on Whom all depend. He begets not, nor is He begotten. and none is like Him. --- Sura Ikhlas, The Holy Quran.

>> Allah has 99 attributes, A normal man can recollect only a dozen of attributes from his memory. Allah has 99. So it is one of the test of his miracles. – Dr. Ahmed Didat.

Monday, September 8, 2008

My recent Photograph.

Many new apartment complexes are popping up around my house. This is what I saw through my window of my flat on that. I took more than 6 shot with zoom. This one seems ok.


Thursday, September 4, 2008

Do you remember?

Do you remember? once you came under my umbrella. Yes it happened long ago. It was a rainy day. You forgot to bring your umbrella . After school break you were heading home pressing your books against your chest like any other school girl. I was 10 yds ahead of you. Suddenly it started raining. I openend my umbrella (No folding umbrella that time and all are black clothed) with two hands keeping the books between my knees. I able to open the umbrella and I asked you to come under my umbrella, You felt shy but finding no any alternative you took the selter. You seemed to me very shy. You are a distant cousine of mine. You usually used to come to play to our house with my sisters. But after you promoted to grade 7 . You stopped coming. I was that time in 1oth grade. Probably your mom asked you to stop roam about. Any road was muddy and thanks for walking slowly on that excuse. All the way you never looked at me with your laughing black eyes. Your shoulder was too close to mine. Hair was flying which was touching my cheeks. You kept quite, I thought out many things but could not say anything.You know I am poor in words. It was rainy season, but to me it was spring. When you reach home you looked at me with black eyes and opened your sweet lips to say "Buy, Go home, Don`t catch cold".

Yes it is long ago and you have every right to forget, As you became mom / serial mom / grand mom. More over you might say " It is not true, I never been to Bangladesh".

Monday, September 1, 2008

Murphy`s law of messaging


Rule No. 13: In your message if there is trace amount of element that may cause confusion. At Fisrt it will creat misunderstanding, than backfire and finally a happy divorce.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Oh, Woman


Only two types of men do not understand woman, Bachelors and Married one. (Readers Digest).

To prove his success a man (in Bangladesh ) must acquire Baari, Gaari, and Naari (House, car and woman(wife)).

Women are like moon, I had never problem with woman (A Tour Manager, Alcatel bell / Antwerp, Belgium / 1987).

You Don`t Love woman, you love the idea of “Love”. (French Movie, “ The Man who loved Woman”) .

Even God envies the glory/prosperity of a woman (Bangla Poem)

I loved Women / They Loved me too/ I hated them/ They hated me too/ On my call they came near me / and they left me alone, when I beg them to stay, repeatedly . (Bangla Poem)

Pls. don`t do it to me.



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Monday, June 9, 2008

BTCL Logo

I designed a logo for new company BTCL

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Brussels

In Brussels, I met lot of man "6 feet tall, full of muscles". I did not ran and take cover. Like man hired taxis are robust too. They use Mercedes Benz for normal taxi. They don’t consider it a posh car. They say 'we need heavy duty vehicle for hard work`. Here Luxury cars are Porce, BMW, Rolls Royce, Ferrari etc. When they see a six door looong car or shining Rolls Royce parking in the street, they look it carefully and with respect they exchange look with fellow friend or stranger. Suited and booted men never do that but men in jacket usually does so, especially those men who keep there both hands in pocket too keep them warm. And most of the time I wear jacket. Normal Belgian rides Rolls Royce twice in his lifetime, on his marriage day and his funeral procession.
Brussels is bilingual city, Even though most people speak French. Flemish generally speaks Dutch. But when they have more money they speak French. Same as Bangladesh, posh girls speak English. In Brussels they eat lot of mussels. Like French do.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

TGV


These trains are amazing. I thought they will not let me in. Because it is not for poor people like me. These are very fast and expensive. Actually it is fast, faster and fastest. Speed record belongs to TGV.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

World Telecom and Info. Soc. Day,17 May 08

This year BTRC took leadership to celebrate the day. Md Aliwardi khondokar, Commissioner, BTRC performed well as convener of the committee. BCS Telecom Samity helped a lot to make the occasion a success. The program at Sheraton ball room was well attended, 600 participants or more. Lot of new guests join the occasion, PSTN operators, ICX and IGW operators, ISPs etc. Keynote paper was presented by Prof. Saiful Islam of BUET, on this year theme "Connecting Persons with disabilities:ICT opportunities for all". Teletech was published as usual. It was probably last publication of the journal under samity banner. Because BTTB already was announce as company.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

My theft Photos




Many of Photos was used in Newspapers for commercial purpose, taken from web, but never been acknowledged or paid. Here are a few of those.

Antwerp, My close encounter with Europe

Antwerp is my first city to encounter Europeans, especially young girls. They look soft like butter with angelic innocence. Especially Babies look like dolls. Those dolls we see in toyshop at New Market, Dhaka. About Girls, Unfortunately they seem happy with their Belgian boy friends. Yes, they are ready kiss, but only to those boys. No place for me. But those white chic we usally see in Bangladesh are in their menopause phase, white skin but with lot of freckles in their face. I was there in 1987 for 3 months. It is a medieval city with a beautiful gothic cathedral. This is a city of Jews, Art and Red light zone.Like other old cities of Europe it has many name, Antwerp, Antwerpen, Anvers. But it is an interesting city, lots of old building. Famous Flemish painter Rubens (Petro paulo Rubens) owned a house there. Rather I should call it a villa, Small Music hall and lot of sculpture adorned the lawn. It is not far from Mier, the posh shoping street. Here they call Street as ‘Lie`, Stairs are ‘Naar’, ‘Ankoup and Verkoup` is ‘buy and sale’ tolet is 'te Huur` . Antwerpers are flemish people. They speak Dutch, it sounds awful, contrast to French. French is another major language of Belgium. In Postage stamp you will find two different language heralds its identity, Belgique & Belgie. One is Belgium`s French name another is Dutch. But English is absent. As an educated man (so called) i find my self in difficult condition, When I try to figure out what is what when I tried to read the lavel on them. 3 languages scripted, French, Dutch and German but English is not there. This tiny (much smaller than Bangladesh) country has 3 language people. So no place for English. It is hard to buy product by reading its lavel. Once my friend asked a sales girl showing a milk packet is it ‘cow`s milk?` The girl answered ‘what do you think ‘man`s milk`? (?). Looking at book shelf in a book shop if you try to find 'English to Dutch` dictionary, you will fail to find it. Because they call 'Dutch` as 'Netherlands`. So it is 'Netherlands-English` Dictionary. In Book shop they sale cigarette and in cigarette (TABAC) shop they sale book. How book & cigarette relate to each other only god knows.

IRR

If feasibilty of a project depends on IRR should grater than bank interest rate. Than what the hell is IRR for?

Internal rate of return.The internal rate of return (IRR) is a capital budgeting metric used by firms to decide whether they should make investments. It is an indicator of the efficiency of an investment, as opposed to net present value (NPV), which indicates value or magnitude.
The IRR is the annualized effective compounded return rate which can be earned on the invested capital, i.e., the yield on the investment.
A project is a good investment proposition if its IRR is greater than the rate of return that could be earned by alternate investments (investing in other projects, buying bonds, even putting the money in a bank account). Thus, the IRR should be compared to any alternate costs of capital including an appropriate risk premium.
Mathematically the IRR is defined as any discount rate that results in a net present value of zero of a series of cash flows.-Wikipedia